To get the guy, she'll need the right teacher.
In an effort to land the guy she's been pining after since grade school, Abby hires a local stripper named Santa Monica to teach her everything she needs to know about confidence and sex.
Additional Voice (voice)
Gene (uncredited)
Catholic School Student (uncredited)
Girl in flower dress at wedding scene (uncredited)
Strip Club Patron (uncredited)
Maya (uncredited)
Santa Monica
Abby
Max
Destiny
Angel
Robin
Betty Spaghetti
Rick Richards
DJ Don
The Saint Bernard / Samuel Moros
Ron
Margaret
Mercedes
Abby (age 7)
Max (Age 7)
Mercedes (Age 7)
Abby (Age 12)
Max (Age 12)
Steve
Dave
Lily Rose
Nurse Appleman
Homeroom Teacher
Celine
Nurse Customer
Rita The Realtor
Teenage Boy
Judas
Dicky
Skinny Dweeb
Cashier
Lola
Nerdy Gamer
Jeremy
Will
Stoner Kid #1
Stoner Kid #2
Ryan
Gamer Stacey
Gary
Sister Betty
Additional Voice(voice)
