A hot cougar dumps her mooching boyfriend after he cheats on her then goes on the prowl to find a new cub the 21st century way - via the newest dating website, match.con, yes you read that right.
Prostitute 1
Prostitute 2
Gang Member
Handsome Henry
Pimp
Wedding Jester
Tammy
Spider
Mom
Adam
Toto
Abdul Amir Mohammad Saheed
Frank Stein the rabbi
Mr. Young
Steve
Skitzo
Senora at Bridal Store
Skitzo's Friend