Hard Ticket to Hawaii

Pay the price for paradise!

96 Mins
1987
en

star5.1/ 10

A Molokai-based civilian pilot and an undercover DEA agent intercept a delivery of diamonds intended for druglord Seth Romero. Seth, his henchmen, and other island undesirables launch a full-scale assault on the duo. If they're going to survive, they'll need the help of agent Rowdy Abilene and his partner/kickboxing expert Jade.

Cast & Crew

Ronn Moss

Rowdy Abilene

Dona Speir

Donna Hamilton

Hope Marie Carlton

Taryn

Harold Diamond

Jade

Rodrigo Obregón

Seth Romero

Cynthia Brimhall

Edy Stark

Review

DrMarty

How do you begin to describe a movie with gratuitous nudity, bad acting, an implausible plot, 2-dimensional characters, and bad fight scenes? How do you describe the necessity for a mutant snake, an inflatable doll, skateboarding henchmen and razor-bladed frisbees in the same movie? Of course, I COULD mention some of the greatest lines of our generation like,"Life is a bitch and then you die." Or maybe,"Just when you thought it was safe to take a pee."

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