The movie consists of three odd and strange tales that each teach a different lesson.
Kelly (segment "All's Well That Ends Strange")
Brandy (segment "All's Well That Ends Strange")
Bartender (segment "All's Well That Ends Strange")
Gary (segment "All's Well That Ends Strange")
Jack (segment "All's Well That Ends Strange")
Robot (segment "All's Well That Ends Strange")
Host
Howard Jensen (segment "Cursed With Charisma")
Ellie Hutchins (segment "Cursed With Charisma")
Jimmy Hutchins (segment "Cursed With Charisma")
Hugh Mullins (segment "Cursed With Charisma")
Jeter (segment "Cursed With Charisma")
Edna Besley (segment "Cursed With Charisma")
Assessor (segment "Cursed With Charisma")
Alien #1 (segment "Cursed With Charisma")
Alien #2 (segment "Cursed With Charisma")
Theresa Sharpe (segment "I'll Die Loving")
Mervis Jutt (segment "I'll Die Loving")
Mother Superior (segment "I'll Die Loving")
Professor Tistaert (segment "I'll Die Loving")
Todd Jeffrey Lamont (segment "I'll Die Loving")
Sister Agnes (segment "I'll Die Loving")
Man #1 (segment "I'll Die Loving")
Mother (segment "I'll Die Loving")
Rachel (segment "I'll Die Loving")
Woman with Bird (segment "I'll Die Loving")
Man #2 (segment "I'll Die Loving")
Shucky (segment "All's Well That Ends Strange")
Wade Jeffries (segment "All's Well That Ends Strange")
Tippy (segment "All's Well That Ends Strange")
Kim (segment "All's Well That Ends Strange")
